Poor Orson Welles. He was a genius, you know. People aren’t just saying that when they’re saying that - they’re meaning it! This easy listening lament would certainly be a career low for almost anyone, but I think Mr. Welles has so many other sad contenders that you can just add this to the list. Although, I can get behind any old person admonishing a young person, even in this cheesy setting. Just because.